I have been on the internet for fifteen years. I should really, really have known better than to try to search for Dan Patrick on Tumblr by his initials.

Fortunately, I don't have a job, so there was no chance of my doing this at work where I might have had to answer difficult questions about the sudden explosion of double-penetration porn on my ( Read more... )

The Purse Meme, most recently seen from 51stcenturyfox.

The Purse, fully contained:


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Things I have learned in the last 24 (or so) hours:

( Or, as Archie Goodwin once said: There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and the kind you make up. )

I am a genius! And also, amazingly stupid ( Read more... )

Since I peppered you with all the bad stuff in the winter and spring, I thought it would only be fair to share at least three awesome things that have happened to me lately:

( Three Good Things: My Vacation, Weight Watchers, and Parenting Validation )

I have had an...interesting few days ( Read more... )

It is finally the end of the Longest Passover Break Ever. Boo's school was closed from March 26 until this morning. I have lost count of the number of games of Clue I have played ( Read more... )

Someone posted a rant on fanficrants about the difference between Early Modern, Middle, and Old English. This led to the reposting of a partial translation of Beowulf. Into LOLcat. (Courtesy of aescHay thar! We can has knowingz of teh c00lniz of ( Read more... )

Today was the Purim carnival at Boo's school. It was a bit touch and go whether or not she'd be able to go, because she was out of school Wednesday with a fever, and couldn't go Thursday because she still had it Wednesday evening and couldn't go back until she'd been fever-free for 24 hours. But, today dawned with no fever for over a day, so she ( Read more... )

Important Writing Tip: If you decide to update your stories on an archive (that you kind of forgot you had them on) and need to use a different HTML tag than the one you just laboriously replaced your ancient ASCII asterisks with, make sure you copy the files to the new working folder. That way, when you inevitably screw up the search and replace ( ( Read more... )